Sunday, October 15, 2006

Ironing, lie-ins, Zion

It's Sunday morning! That's excellent news if dull skies and musty churches are your idea of fun; I did find myself momentarily wishing for rain this morning, as it's also mid-October and the privet needs one last haircut. I won't be going to church either, but that's another story for another day.

So there I was sitting in the thinking room, and it came to me that had I ever aspired to be a more domesticated type, I could spend today cooking meals to fill the freezer. Unfortunately I have never been that person and so the freezer is safe.

However, it did get me thinking that I might share some recipe ideas with the world. I know it's perhaps not what any previous visitors to this weblog might expect, and I could no doubt produce an acidic and lengthy commentary on a bit of a battle Nige has had with the organisers of PodcastCon UK 2006 over the past couple of weeks.

In brief, for the sake of consistency, I will say this: it has been apparent for quite some time that British podcasting had found it's path. The small band of artistic ramblers trundling through the landscape of creativity have fought bravely to keep the footpaths open. The (perhaps unintentionally) divisive actions of those attempting to cash in on podcasting have succeeded, and iTunes and PodShow got their motorways afterall.

It's therefore of little consequence that PodcastCon UK 2006 is again being held in London. Geographically central it certainly is not, but it is well placed from a population perspective. Admittedly most of those who 'chose' to settle in and around the capital did so before realising they couldn't afford to leave. The golden pavements, like the Emperor's New Clothes, are alluded to by those attempting to justify a menial and meaningless existence of commuting, employment and sleep deprivation. There are many roads leading to London, but the plans were drawn up by Escher.

British podcasting begged and borrowed to make it's bed in sheets of silk and satin, and the UK has never been big or free enough to sustain the rich and the poor. Thankfully the English insensibility has always kept Scotland safe from British stupidity when it comes to owning 'things', which perhaps leaves the Tartan Podcast as our last hope.

By the way, Dan and Lance, I love you but you're not British (again, thankfully)!


Anyway, on with this recipe! I love curry, and I am not talking about the junk that's sold in jars, cans or packets in all major supermarkets, even if they are getting 'more authentic'. The reason I am posting this is because (alas) I am British, and I want to share, even if my feeble cultural heritage gives me little jurisdiction in this area.

Right click this link to download the recipe in PDF format.

So, this is what you need to purchase in order to produce some really simple and quite authentic curries.


Ingredients to Buy and Store
Ground Cumin
Ground Coriander
Garam Masala
Turmeric
Chilli Powder
Cinnamon sticks
Green cardamom pods
Black peppercorns
Ghee
Minced ginger in a jar
Basmati rice
Coconut cream (in a block)
Ground almonds
A large wok / balti pan (and I mean large!)
Wooden / bamboo spoons and metal ladle

picture of wok
A wok

All of the above are best purchased from an Asian supermarket, where you won't get ripped off. I buy a massive yellow bucket of vegetable ghee (no cholesterol!) about once a year and it costs £2-3. The spices all come in giant packets too, which cost around the same as a tiny jar from Tesco, Asda etc., and last a very long time.


Other Ingredients
Tinned tomatoes (or fresh ones)
Tomato puree
Garlic bulbs
Onions
Potatoes / Yams
(for non-vegetarians) Chicken, Lamb, Fish or Prawns
Vegetables (celeriac, carrots, swede, spinach, mushrooms, aubergines - anything goes really!)

Once all of the ingredients are in house, then you just use as needed. For a meal for four people, around two pounds (1 kilogram - that's European!) of meat / fish is enough, and all of the preparation below is based on this quantity. This can easily be halved, doubled or quadrupled depending on the requirements. I tend to add vegetables without measuring - the best thing about all of this is if you make too much it's fresh so you can freeze it or eat it the next day (or for the next week even)!


Preparation

  1. Chop any meat into cubes of 1 inch (2.4 cm).
  2. Do the same for all vegetables (except the onion! Leave that until the end of preparation).
  3. Finely chop 3 cloves of garlic (in the event that you have never cooked with garlic before, these are the small pieces that break off the bulb).
  4. Use a DRY cup or small bowl and measure into it the following dry ingredients (for the curry):
    • 1 teaspoon ground cumin (again, if you've never heard of a teaspoon, it's the little one that's used for cups of tea and giving medicine. A tablespoon is the biggest one in the cutlery drawer - the one that's bigger the one you use to eat dessert, which by coincidence is called a dessertspoon!)
    • 2 teaspoons ground coriander
    • 1/2 teaspoon ground turmeric
    • 1/4 - 1 teaspoon chilli powder (depending on the strength of the chilli powder and personal taste)
    • 1/2 teaspoon garam masala (this can be added again near the end of cooking to thicken)
  5. Use another cup / small bowl, and measure into it the following ingredients (for the rice):
    • 1/2 teaspoon ground turmeric
    • 4 black peppercorns
    • 1 cinnamon stick of around 2-3 inches in length, broken up (crush with fingers)
    • 4 green cardamom pods (split the top of these with a sharp knife)
  6. Rinse basmati rice in cold water through a sieve for five minutes, then leave it to soak in cold water until stage 6 of the methods of cooking below.
  7. Finely chop one onion (do this last to minimise trauma - to keep squirting onion juice to a minimum, cut the onion in half lengthways and put both halves down on the cut side straight away. Next, take one half and use a small, sharp knife to cut lengthways from the top of the onion to almost the bottom, as if preparing thin slices - DON'T CUT ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM! Once the onion is in slices held together by the bottom, start at the top of the onion and cut across all the way down to the bottom, then throw away the bottom bit. Repeat for the other half of the onion).
  8. Have the wok / balti pan and a large pan ready on the stove / hob.

Methods of cooking
The general method is the same regardless of how the ingredients are combined.

  1. Melt about 2 tablespoons of ghee in the wok / balti pan over a medium - high heat, until it becomes a thin liquid (if it smokes it's too hot).
  2. If using potatoes, turn the heat down slightly, and fry the cubed potatoes for 5-10 minutes, until they are softening very slightly (still too hard to eat) and have become golden brown. Take these out of the pan and leave in a dish until later.
  3. Add the chopped onion and stir whilst cooking for a couple of minutes until it becomes a yellowish-gold colour.
  4. Push the onion up the sides of the wok, then add the chopped garlic to the middle. After half a minute of stirring and cooking the garlic, add 1 teaspoon of minced ginger (this is about a one inch cube of ginger if using fresh ginger root).
  5. Once the garlic is slightly translucent, push the garlic and ginger up the sides of the wok. There should still be a little liquid ghee in the bottom of the pan. If there isn't, add a couple of tablespoons of water, then add the spices prepared earlier. This will become a thick liquid-paste. Keep stirring and add more water if needed to avoid the paste becoming too dry. After a minute or two the spices will change in aroma from a powdery smell that irritates the nostrils to a delicious curry smell! That's when they're cooked. This is the point where you can add a little salt if you feel the need.
  6. Add any meat / fish (plus chopped tinned tomatoes / tomato puree if these are being used) and once the pan is bubbling, turn the heat down to a simmer (few or no bubbles) and cover if possible. THIS IS WHERE YOU START THE RICE (see stage 7)!!! The curry will need occasional stirring and adding of any other ingredients. This is where a bit of judgement comes into it. Fish takes less time to cook than meat, and some vegetables take longer than others, so these will need to be added at the appropriate times. This will also be influenced by the type of stove / hob that is being used and the amount of food that is being cooked. The following times are very approximate and I will not be held responsible for the consequences of under- or over- cooked food!
    • Chicken / lamb 20-30 minutes
    • Fish 15-20 minutes
    • Prawns 10-15 minutes
    • Carrots and other root vegetables 15-20 minutes
    • Aubergines and other soft fruits / vegetables 5-10 minutes
    • Spinach 5 minutes
    • Potatoes (once they have been fried in stage 2 above): new potatoes 15-20 minutes, if sweet potatoes (yams) 5-10 minutes, if old potatoes 10-15 minutes.
  7. Put one tablespoon of ghee into the other pan, and melt over a medium-high heat. Once the ghee is a thin liquid, add the dry ingredients prepared above to the pan, and stir for around 30-60 seconds. Then add the rice and stir for 30-60 seconds. Add enough water to come above the rice by around half an inch, then bring to the boil, stir, turn the heat down really low and put a lid on it. Do not look at the rice again unless you are worried it has dried out. If this seems likely, add a little more water and bring to the boil again, then turn down the heat and put the lid on once more. The rice will be cooked in around 15 minutes, at which point turn off the heat and remove the pan from the ring if using an electric stove / hob.
  8. About two minutes before the curry is due to finish cooking, add more garam masala if required to thicken. You can also add ground almonds (about 2-3 tablespoons) to thicken and flavour, or coconut cream (about a one inch slice off the block). This depends on the curry you are making and normally you wouldn't add almonds or coconut if using spinach or potatoes. As a general rule, coconut works best with chicken and no vegetables. If you are concerned that the curry will be too spicy, then you could add some natural yoghurt.
    Cream and ground almonds will make a mild korma-like curry. You could also add some chopped fresh coriander at this point.
  9. The curry and rice should now be cooked and ready to serve. The spices in the rice will most probably be on top of the rice when you take the lid off the pan, and can be removed fairly successfully with a fork. Also use the fork to gently loosen the rice for serving.
  10. To accompany the curry there are several possibilities. Making flat breads such as puris or chapatis is quite easy - flour, salt and water dough into large thin round flats which can then be briefly fried in a lightly oiled pan for 20-30 seconds on each side. Asian supermarkets also sell lots of pre-made breads. A simple salad of leaves, onions, tomatoes and cucumber is also good. Lassi is a yoghurt based drink that can be purchased or made using natural yoghurt, mango pulp and ice for a sweet version - I don't know how to make the non-sweet version because I don't like it!
  11. (As all of my Gran's recipes end...) Eat and enjoy!

3 comments:

  1. Hi Nigel - I'm sorry the location of PodcastCon has caused you such a headache this year.

    I would however take issue with your suggestion in this culinary post that the reaons for locating PodcastCon in London is because most UK podcasters have 'sold out' and are only interested in the money. That is so far from the truch.

    Take a look at the grassroots podcasters who are contributing to panel sessions at PodcastCon this year and you'll see they're not all signed up to Podshow, they're not all interested in the money, and many of them represent the grassroots of podcasting through and through.

    Next year's event will be in Birmingham. Hopefully you'll be able to make that. This year we're now in a position to offer some concessionary tickets that actually make the event cheaper than it was last year.

    We are making an effort. All of us grassroots podcasters who've been here from the begining, have to recognise that lots of other types of people and podcasters are also interested in the space. Personally I think involving them all, makes for a more vibrant and dynamic event.

    Sorry for the long comment.

    Alex

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  2. The suggestions in 'this culinary post' are mine (Deb's) not Nigel's.

    I was born in the North-West and lived in London for five years before returning here.

    It's great that the grassrooters are still hanging in there, but my point is still valid. Yes, involving everyone in podcasting is how it should be... so long as the everyone with money doesn't steal it from the everyone without.

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  3. Alex,
    Thank you for taking the time to reply. The points about podcastconUK2007 being held in Birmingham and concessionary tickets being made available are indeed true but ONLY after I had kicked up a stink and had an almighty row with one of the organisers which culminated in me being told to F*** off. I missed PCCUK this year. I am very sad about that. It would have been fun. I see that AC and the pod people managed to make the trip to Shoreditch from their offices in.... Shoreditch! By this time next year the landscape will have dramatically altered in favour of my two favourite companies in the world . The other one is BT.

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